Send in the Wedd! (Ballad)

Send in the Wedd!

A ballad by Dandylion Discord the Bard

This ballad commissioned and approved by the incomparable dwarf god, Baldnoggin of Adelstan Dwarfhome.

If you’d like to follow along, you can find the acapella version of this Ballad at https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/vCBQU

A stranger in a strange land, kidnapped by stranger gods
A hero now approaches. His gaze pierces the fog
Of many would-be heroes not fit to hold his beer
A hero sent to save them: Wedd-um-lir!

Our hero's here!
Wedd-um-lir!
Want those monsters dead?
Wedd 'em dead!
So stand and cheer!
Wedd-um-lir!
Put this whole quest to bed
Send in the Wedd!

Chosen by the dwarf god, the best of dwarves, you bet!
He saved a "hero's" "heroes" without breaking a sweat
The cult of the corruption, he sent them running scared.
A basilisk so fearsome, sent packing with a glare!

Our hero's here!
Wedd-um-lir!
Want those monsters dead?
Wedd 'em dead!
So stand and cheer!
Wedd-um-lir!
Put this whole quest to bed
Send in the Wedd!

I hear that in a past life (and this right here's no joke)
A dragon tried to face him but got so scared, it choked!
The first one in the battle, the last one that you'll need
His shield and axe will save you like he saved Smuggler Speak!

Our hero's here!
Wedd-um-lir!
Want those monsters dead?
Wedd 'em dead!
So stand and cheer!
Wedd-um-lir!
Put this whole quest to bed
Send in the Wedd!

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